March 2012
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
37 posts
I'm crying because my cat had to get his teeth...
why am I so ridiculous 
Feb 28th
A day in the life of liz lemon: I just realized... →
lemonandpearls: or “provocative clothing” First of all: there is no way for a guy to be “provocatively” dressed. What would it be? too-tight pants? The word “provocative” implies that the clothing provokes some action. Which shouldn’t be allowed! Clothing shouldn’t provoke anything! So if someone says that a…
Feb 26th
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The Hunger Games are so good
I can’t stop reading them I will actually never go outside again
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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Feb 23rd
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I just can’t understand why Parenthood is such a good show like why can’t I live in the television I can’t take it  It’s so good it hurts
Feb 22nd
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The toilet was invented by Thomas Crapper
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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Today another woman with a Caribbean accent will...
Nurse: Yeah got ta hol' dyeah ahm down chile'
Me: *Cries* I can't
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Tonight it's just me and Prokofiev
Peter and the Wolf yeah man
Feb 21st
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Feb 18th
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I just choked on tea for two minutes
It was so good but now I’m scared
Feb 17th
troublingthestars asked: I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU MAH DARLING
Feb 16th
Haddie is a nosy little stupid dumb horrible and...
Feb 16th
“I want Uncle Crosby. He’s the best and you two are old.”
– Max
Feb 16th
It doesn't matter if Valentines Day is a...
It is a day made for people who are somehow romantically affiliated and you will always be upset if you don’t have someone in that kind of situation.
Feb 15th
Blackface is so scary it gives me shivers
Feb 13th
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Spending time with my cat makes me so happy
eee I was holding him and he fell asleep
Feb 12th
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Kuhn family Carole King sing along in the kitchen...
Feb 12th
I just ordered a cat shaped chalk board for my...
yes.
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
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Are Paul Revere and Jack Black the same person?...
lemonandpearls:
Feb 10th
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If Haddie ruins Amber and Bob's relationship I...
Feb 9th
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Bob Little is freaking hot.
ahungrycaterpillar: I can’t stop swooning. It’s sort of ridiculous. It’s like every time he smiles i just wanna melt! I JUST CAN’T
Feb 9th
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If Parenthood gets any better I am going to fail...
Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Cillian Murphy, you are very attractive.
Feb 5th
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Wait Gabriel in the Patriot dies?
Fuck this. I wanted to see Heath Ledger make babies.
Feb 5th
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Indigestion
I wake up and get ready for school. I spend the day learning at school. I go home and complete the work that is due tomorrow in school. My mother comes home and tells me what I should be doing to get ahead in school. She asks me what is coming up in school. If I have a lot of home work from school. The notes I have to bring to the office tomorrow at school. school school school. I just...
Feb 4th
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Lana Del Rey has voluptuous lips.
Feb 2nd
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I'm going to comfort myself on Valentine's Day by...
*I give up because I will never be thin
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
51 posts
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My family and I are sitting in the living room, listening to a radio show about WWII from the sixties
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
Editing
I just want to take every decent picture and cut out sequins or stickers and arrange them in an oh so pretty manner. I can’t sop.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
Rachel can we make cookies now
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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